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Campaigns, courts, Congress and every other machine built to turn certainty into fundraising email.

Two alarmed election-mail workers watch stacks of ballot envelopes travel down an electric-blue conveyor between hot-pink mail bins and a slime-green cart

October 6, 2026

Maricopa County Sends 3,126 Ballots Six Days Early, Discovers Democracy Has Express Shipping

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A photorealistic blond political impersonator in a hot-pink suit studies a tiny vote tally beside a slime-green vintage sedan outside an electric-blue polling place

October 5, 2026

Brazil’s Trump Impersonator Gets 161 Votes, Barely Outpolls a Large Wedding

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A realistic government corridor converted into a frantic clock command center where a suited official points at a large clock while aides answer hot-pink phones among electric-blue curtains and slime-green desks

October 4, 2026

Trump Posts Senator’s Phone Number Over Daylight Saving Time, Makes Clock Change a Contact Sport

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A realistic diplomatic reception staged as a weapons showroom, with two East Asian officials examining a fighter-jet model amid hot-pink lighting, electric-blue displays and slime-green freight straps

September 29, 2026

Trump Denies Offering China U.S. Weapons, Immediately Asks Sales Team to Keep the Brochure Handy

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A realistic federal-land hunting checkpoint at dawn with a hot-pink canopy, electric-blue utility truck and slime-green equipment lockers and trail barrier

September 24, 2026

Federal Lands Told to Stay Open for Hunting Until Someone Can Produce a Better Excuse

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A realistic government television control room overlooking a broadcast set with a hot-pink anchor desk, electric-blue video walls and slime-green production chairs

September 23, 2026

White House Launches Trump TV So President Can Finally Interview Himself Without Hostile Follow-Ups

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A realistic monumental stone arch converted into a security complex with hot-pink canopies, electric-blue screening booths and slime-green barriers

September 22, 2026

Trump Turns Triumphal Arch Into Drone Garage, Finally Gives Monument a Reason to Ask for Your ID

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A realistic political vehicle convoy refueling at an American gas station, with pink and blue wrapped trucks and a green station canopy

September 18, 2026

Political Convoys Learn the Gas Pump Also Accepts Campaign Contributions

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Realistic diplomatic scene of protocol staff placing a Canadian chair outside a roped-off circle of European delegation seats

September 18, 2026

EU Offers Canada Membership Tier That Does Not Exist, Calls It European Innovation

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Satirical editorial illustration of a private tropical island wrapped in a giant pink bow during a lavish wedding celebration

September 16, 2026

Nation Relieved Russian Oligarch Only Bought the Afterparty, Not the Legally Distinct Wedding

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September 15, 2026

Supreme Court Tells Postal Service It May Continue Delivering Mail Instead of Auditioning for Election Police

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September 15, 2026

Nation Once Again Asked to Place Enormous Faith in Tiny Ovals Filled With Black Ink

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September 15, 2026

Politician Announces Bold New Position Moments After Pollster Explains It

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September 15, 2026

Congressional Hearing Discovers Volume Is Still the Most Bipartisan Policy

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