Culture · Satire
After a federal judge blocks another presidential memorial, Washington’s premier arts venue begins a lavish production of Renovation, Appeal and Gold Lettering.
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01Democracy Desk
Officials confirm democracy remains compatible with No. 2 pencils.
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02Washington
The spontaneous conviction was focus-grouped across six battleground states.
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03Analysis-ish
Both parties agreed to continue interrupting each other with tremendous integrity.
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Culture
Pink Slime tracks the rituals, panic cycles and extremely normal behavior of a species that invented push notifications and then complained about them.
Read article →“We came to Earth legally. The reporting is another matter.”
Music · New Artist Review
The new rapper delivers a hard-hitting identity check for anyone who has clicked twelve traffic lights while a bot handled their unemployment claim.
Hear the single and read the review →“The robots got customer service. Humanity got the crosswalk quiz.”
Productivity surged briefly before everyone was added to a Slack channel.
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