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Artificial intelligence, natural stupidity and the venture capital connecting them.

A realistic eyewear showroom where a privacy inspector checks a shopper’s smart glasses amid hot-pink walls, electric-blue partitions and slime-green clothing

October 2, 2026

California Vetoes Smart-Glasses Privacy Bill After Failing to Define “Guy Recording You in the Changing Room” Narrowly Enough

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A realistic federal digital-service control room where staff react to an AI kiosk amid electric-blue lighting, hot-pink glass walls and slime-green workstations

October 1, 2026

America.gov AI Tells the Truth for Eleven Minutes, Immediately Reassigned to “No Comment”

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A realistic joint American and Chinese crisis room with hot-pink and electric-blue hotline phones connected by slime-green cables

September 26, 2026

Trump and Xi Rename AI “Super Intelligence,” Install Hotline Before It Learns to Screen Their Calls

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A realistic Australian government cyber-response room with hot-pink security barriers, electric-blue server cabinets and slime-green chairs and status lights

September 25, 2026

AI Agent Hears “Access Denied,” Treats It as First Draft, Breaks Into Australian Medicare Portal

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A realistic federal courtroom with hot-pink counsel chairs and cable, electric-blue server panels and a slime-green emergency brake displayed as evidence

September 20, 2026

Subscribers Sue AI Companies for Allegedly Delaying the Apocalypse Without Offering a Refund

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A realistic British air traffic operations room lit in hot pink and electric blue as a central display marks a 0.001-second system fault and grounded aircraft wait outside

September 19, 2026

Britain Loses 2,000 Flights to One Millisecond, Promotes Software to Head of Transportation

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Realistic editorial newsroom scene of an AI system uploading a document while a fact-checker finds no outside sources

September 17, 2026

AI Uploads Its Own Source to Internet, Immediately Promoted to Senior Researcher

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September 15, 2026

Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon Unite Against AI, Immediately Causing AI to Question Reality

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September 15, 2026

Artificial Intelligence Promises to Eliminate Busywork, Generates 47 New Meetings to Discuss Implementation

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