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General Chaos

Money, institutions and other systems operating exactly as designed, unfortunately.

A realistic diamond-digging park where a muddy hobbyist examines a tiny yellow gem beneath a hot-pink canopy beside electric-blue troughs and slime-green buckets

October 3, 2026

Arkansas Man Finds Million-Dollar Diamond After 13 Years, Immediately Learns “Could Be Worth” Is the Fun Part

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A realistic public-health field team operates mosquito traps near the U.S. Capitol beneath a hot-pink canopy with electric-blue cases and slime-green safety equipment

September 30, 2026

White House Declares War on Mosquito Sex, Gives Federal Agencies 60 Days to Invent a Less Romantic Summer

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A realistic federal benefits-processing hall with hot-pink service desks, electric-blue verification kiosks and rows of slime-green waiting chairs

September 27, 2026

CMS Cancels 760,000 People’s Unauthorized Marketplace Coverage, Launches National “Are You Real?” Exam

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A realistic county-fair goat enclosure converted into a public-health intake station with a hot-pink canopy, electric-blue privacy panels and slime-green floor markers

September 21, 2026

CDC Issues Rabies Alert, Nation Adds “Do Not Lick the Goat” to Terms and Conditions

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Satirical editorial illustration of lunar surveyors measuring a vast new Moon crater beside a pink ceremonial carpet

September 16, 2026

Moon Hit by Once-in-a-Century Space Rock, Realtors Praise Stunning Open-Concept Crater

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September 15, 2026

Federal Reserve Considers Raising Interest Rates Until Money Develops a Fear of Heights

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